I Paid 9999 For This F**ing Shirt, I can afford it, tshirt branded, Anti Fashion Streetwear, designer Gift Unisex*
Black / 2XS
€9.999,00
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€9.999,00
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White organic cotton tee with a raw, sarcastic attitude. A minimalist receipt graphic sits center chest, showing "$9.999" boxed in with hand-drawn lines and the blunt caption beneath: “FOR THIS FUCKING SHIRT.” It reads like a wink to anyone who pays extra for statement pieces — casual, a little profane, and unmistakably honest. The medium-weight fabric drapes cleanly; the ribbed collar and reinforced seams keep its shape through wear. Wear it under a denim jacket, with worn-in jeans, or layered for late-night shows — it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
Theme/Features: Minimalist receipt graphic with profanity-forward slogan; clean monochrome print; organic fabric; durable construction.
Target Audience: People who appreciate deadpan, anti-consumer humor — indie music fans, streetwear-minded shoppers, comedians and anyone who likes ironic apparel.
Occasions: Casual nights out, gigs and open-mic nights, satirical birthday or breakup wardrobe refresh, everyday streetwear.
Story: This shirt feels like the punchline you’ve been saving. It’s worn on nights when you want to be clever without trying too hard. The graphic is simple but loud; it says you’ve chosen honesty over hype. Throw it on before heading to a show or when you need a reminder that style can be sarcastic. The breathable organic cotton sits close to the body and moves with you — no fuss, just blunt humor.
Speak Their Language: If you live for small-run merch, ironic tees, and merch-table jokes, this tee speaks your code. It pairs with cuffed jeans, thrifted layers, and the kind of sneakers that have a story. Bring it to gigs, late-night sets, or anywhere the crowd appreciates a little sardonic realness.
Product Features:
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton: soft, breathable medium-weight fabric
- 1x1 ribbed collar with stretch recovery for a lasting fit
- Self-fabric shoulder and neck tape to prevent stretching and add comfort
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for increased durability
- Tear-away label and medium fit for easy, comfortable wear
Product features
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable medium weight
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on wear and returns to shape
- Self-fabric shoulder and neck tape to stabilize seams and increase comfort
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting durability
- Tear-away label and medium fit for comfortable, everyday wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Stanley Stella STTU169, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
I Paid 9999 For This F**ing Shirt, I can afford it, tshirt branded, Anti Fashion Streetwear, designer Gift Unisex*
€9.999,00
Sale price
€9.999,00
Regular price
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